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{{*Non Veg Jokes*}} Diwali Non Veg Item Jokes SMS Shayari 2017

{{*Non Veg Jokes*}} Diwali Non Veg Item Jokes SMS Shayari 2017

{{*Non Veg Jokes*}} Diwali Non Veg Item Jokes SMS Shayari 2017

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Hello guys a very warm welcome for visiting our latest diwali jokes blog. Hee you will find every type of joke so that you can share it with your friends for more fun and crazy activities. Diwali is the biggest festival of hindu relegion and it is celebrated in all corner in the world. Mostly it is celebrated in India with full enthusiasm, positive energy and joy. Young age people love to send Non Veg Diwali jokes in hindi for girlfriend, so that to make her more happy. In this article we will provide you everything type of stuff related to Sexy Diwali Jokes in Hindi Language or you can say font. But don’t forget that diwali is the festival which take away all the bad qualities from you. So spread love as much you can. Thanks.

((** Hot Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for GF BF**))

 

This occassion gives YOU
D – Dhan
I – Ishwarkrupa
P – Prassidhi
A – Arogya
V – Vaibhav
A – Aishwarya
L – Lavanya
I – Ishwarsiddhi
Shubh Divali

2.

Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Zindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali 2017 !

Diwali Jokes in Hindi

3.

Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar,
deepak ki roshni aur apno ka pyaar,
mubaarak ho aapko,
Deepawali ka tyohaar sapariwaar..

4.

Aaj se aap ke yahaan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa Laxmi ka vaas ho,
Sankaton ka naash ho aur
Unnati ka aapke sar par taj ho..
Happy Diwali..

Diwali Jokes in Hindi

  1. Lakshmi ka saath ho,
    Saraswati ka haath ho,
    Ganesh ka niwas ho aur Maa Durga ke aashirwaad se
    aapke jeewan mein prakash hi prakash ho.
    Happy Diwali Joke..

6.

Log aapka phone number maang rahe the,
maine nahi diya.
Par aapke ghar ka PATA de diya hai

woh “DIWALI” per aayenge

unke name hain-

SUKH
SHANTI
SAMRIDDHI
*Shubh DIWALI*

Diwali Jokes in Hindi

7.

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.
You can send these hindi jokes on diwali to your freinds, brother, whatsapp groups etc. now we will discuss on other languages.

Happy Diwali Non veg Jokes 2017 in Tamil

8.

Is-se pehle ki diwali ki shaam aa jaaye,
badhaayion ka silsila aam ho jaaye,
bheed mein shaamil humaara bhi naam ho jaaye,
kyun na abhi se diwali ka salaam ho jaaye.

9.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyaar se hoti hai,
Pyaar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat Aapse hoti hai.
* Happy 2017 Diwali *

Happy Diwali Jokes 2017 in Tamil Language

10.

Laxmi ji virajein aapke Dwaar,
Sone-Chandi se bhar jaayein aapke ghar-baar,
Jeevan mein aayein khushiyaan apaar,
Subh-kaamnayein humaari karein sweekar.
Happy Diwali..

11.

Diwali tyohaar ke paawan hafte mein
hum aapki zindagi mein sukh, samridhi aur khushaali
ki praarthana karte hain.
Deepawali ke tyohaar ki haardik badhaai..

Funny Diwali Jokes in Punjabi

12.

Hame to apno ne luta ghero me kaha dam tha.
Mene phataka vaha phoda jha pahele se rakha bam tha.
*Dabang Diwali 2017*

13.

1st Sardar : Jab phatake phut te
hai to pahle light dhekhai deti
hai phir awaz, aisa kyon?
2nd Sardar : Kyonki hamari aankh
aage hai aur kaan piche.

Funny Diwali Jokes in Punjabi

14.

Reva to Neel: ” what is Bruce Lee’s
Favorite festival?”
Neel didnt know
Reva: “Diwa Lee”
Reva: “What does Bruce Lee have
outside his home during Diwlai?”
Again Neel silent
Reva: “Rango Lee”
Reva: “what did Bruce Lee give
his sister as a gift?”
Neel Confused
Reva: “chaniya cho lee”

15.

Diwali Ke din EK BAR 2 JUDWAA
BACHCHE EK KAMRE ME BAITHE THE!
1 HAS-HAS KE LOT-POT HO RAHA
THA WAHIN DUSRA EK KONE ME
UDAS BATHA THA!!!!!!!!!!
PAPA-TUM ITNA HAS KYUN RAHE HO?
BETA-MUMMY NE DONO BAR ISI KO
NAHLA DIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA—–HA——HA

Funny Diwali Jokes in Punjabi

16.

Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai,
Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare
Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.
Happy Diwali

So here we provided you the best Non Veg joks on happy diwali may be this will help you out. Keep laughing and let’s other also laugh on your non veg diwali jokes in hindi font. God bless you all may on this diwali maa lakshmi blesses your home and your special family members who love you alot and care for you. Take care. Shubh Deepawali Again

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